Like the gift of sensible advice about safe sex. Yes, really– back in the 1970s Spiderman teamed up with Planned Parenthood, and together they worked to save the world from an evil genius hoping to profit from unplanned pregnancies. Sure beats laundry statuettes, huh? Yes, we’ve actually reached the point where kids can get more accurate information about sex from thirty-year-old comic books than from sex ed classes. Many thanks to Mr Gender (formerly known as ‘H’) for passing this on to me!