Want to know how to put together a beauty pageant? May 6, 2008
Ask the feminist philosophers. At least, that’s one of the things Google apparently suggests (and 5 people came here looking for that! Though they did all mis-spell ‘pageant’). Gosh, now I feel we really ought to do a post offering some advice on the topic!

Oh, Oh! Here’s some feminist (though sorry, not philosopher) advice for putting on a beauty pageant:
Don’t. Repeat as necessary.
Excellent!