A dye to restore the youthful pink colour back to your labia

I am not making this up. Look what I found (via Dangerous Minds)!

It’s called My new pink button and it’s described as

a simple to use Genital Cosmetic Colorant that restores the “Pink” back to a Women’s Genitals

I have no idea why they put “Pink” between quotation marks, although there is a choice of four different colours (Marilyn, Betty, Ginger and Audrey) that are not all exactly pink…
Not sure if this tops the vagina mints, but it’s a close runner up, surely?