UPDATE: It’s gone national!
It started this past week in the Florida House of Representatives when Rep. Scott Randolph, D-Orlando, suggested during a floor debate that his wife ought to incorporate her uterus.
If women’s wombs were businesses, Republicans would have no interest in regulating them, Randolph was saying.
Mark Pafford, D-West Palm Beach, thought his colleague was making a serious point.
“They don’t want to regulate business, but they’ve come up with 18 abortion bills this session,” Pafford said.
The Republican House leadership responded by admonishing Randolph for his language and banning the word “uterus” from being spoken from the floor….
…Banning “uterus” might prove to be a tough task for state lawmakers who continue to dream up new ways to regulate it. They’ll probably have to authorize “baby garage” or some other acceptable substitute so they can continue to shrink government until it’s small enough to slip under the bedroom door.
No, it’s not April Fool’s Day. Here’s the link.