Scholastic has recently released two companion books: How to Survive Anything! Boys Only and How to Survive Anything! Girls Only. Of course, by “anything”, they mean shark attacks, tornadoes, quicksand and broken legs if you’re a boy, and BFF fights, breakouts and fashion disasters if you’re a girl. what are the haps breaks it down.
If you ever find yourself in this situation, please oh please don’t say “THIS ONE IS FOR BOYS AND THIS IS FOR GIRLS”. Perhaps instead say “THIS ONE HAS A BUNCH OF INTERESTING REAL-LIFE DISASTER SURVIVAL AND THIS ONE HAS A LOT OF PERSONAL HYGIENE AND INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIP STUFF IN IT, ALSO, TIPS ON GETTING YOUR CAT TO SIT DOWN, I DUNNO”.