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Teenage girl blossoms into beautiful object January 29, 2013

Filed under: objectification — Jender @ 6:39 pm

Calling the transformation both delightful and stunning, friends and family members confirmed Tuesday that 17-year-old Ashley Parker was blossoming into an absolutely gorgeous object.

According to Parker’s relatives, in the span of 14 months, the high school junior underwent a staggering metamorphosis from a young girl with thoughts, feelings, and aspirations into a truly stunning commodity.

Ah, The Onion.

(Thanks, J!)

 

 
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