In the “so pathetic it’s funny” category, someone’s actually asking on facebook if a woman can be as effective as a man at being the U.S. President. (I wonder if my British colleagues on this blog are laughing or just think the States are loony?) The answer is overwhelmingly positive, with 76% (about 57,500) of respondents saying yes; U.S. Senator David Kucinich noted, “Hello? Yes. I don’t think a woman could be as ineffective as George Bush.” But if you’re dismayed that the percentage isn’t higher, perhaps it’s small comfort that the data broken down by age reveals the negatives are coming from college-age young’uns, followed closely by facebook’s sage and knowledgable 13-17 year olds. Those of us in the 35-49 bracket overwhelmingly answered Yes, and really, anyone of any age with memory (or, really, even literacy and a newspaper subscription) know that if a woman can “manage” in England, Canada, Germany, FInland, Ireland, India, Chile and Liberia, then she can probably somehow struggle along what with the 3,366 staff members available to perhaps mail a letter or advise her to invade a country. Me, I’m eagerly awaiting the part where the 24-hour cable news channels breathlessly devote whole segments to the opinions of facebook teenagers. (Thanks for the link, Sally!)