Just when you were wondering, Neiman Marcus has told us. This season’s new color is PINK!
(The caption is theirs.) And for the perfect pink shoes, you might try these:
Such a relief to have all that settled. And such a feminine color. So now we know what to wear to the APA!
Feminist Philosophers 
I would call those ‘post tenure shoes.’
my son will be so excited! he’s just got a fab new pair of hot pink trainers. (alphafeminist: lol!)
elp, now why do I think they didn’t cost as much as the Louboutin’s?
alpha, I think of them as suicide shoes, though I guess they have what might be construed as some ankle support. Still, it’s clear they’d wake up an audience at the APA, and maybe most other male dominated places.
Wear the shoes _and_ follow Sunday cat’s example. That would make for an interesting conference.
We’ve had other ideas for livening up philosopher conferences, and this should certainly join the list.
For $1095, I would also expect the shoes to write and present my conference paper for me!
Although I am tempted to ask for a pair of pointlessly girly high heels to celebrate my doctorate when (if) it happens.