Having a problem finishing that thesis, lecture or paper?

Well, stop worrying!  Just go here, and a team of highly trained people will do your work for you!  They have doctorates from top universities!

So now students who have their papers written  for them have a chance to have TAs who are having their work done for them and completely laid-back professors whose lectures are written by others.

The site says they will write professional papers; too bad it  is really too expensive to see if one could get some published.   Still, they’ll write to order and it might be worth thinking of some philosophical problems one would like them to solve. 

What would be on your list?  Is there a philosophical question you’d like answered?