Jealous of all the body enhancements women get to buy? Looking for a way to spend all the extra cash you’ve got in the recession? Look no further. Ript is here to help you.
Thanks, Mr Jender! (Who sent me the link. He’s not the guy in the photo.)
Feminist Philosophers 
should look really stunning over a beer belly…..
I see, it’s a “compression garment.”
It seems to be an updated version of what we used to call “a Shatner”, after the device worn by Captain Kirk. I guess I’d be more impressed if there were a “before” picture for the model that made me believe he “needed” such a thing, too.
my favourite part of the Ript website (apart from the running ript model, of course) is this:
“How to put shirt on: Pull on all the way to your underarm, then pull over your head.
How to take shirt off: Pull shirt up to your underarm, then grab one side and pull all the way over your head. ”
Thanks. Glad that’s all clear now.
I can see why they would need those instructions because guys aren’t used to wearing really tiny and restrictive clothing. I bet more than a few men have gotten stuck in those shirts!
It’s only $58! Maybe you have to pay $50 for the instructions on how to put it on and take it off. What a ript-off…
Ript? Pffft!
http://www.amazon.com/Three-Official-T-Shirt-Cotton-Sleeve/product-reviews/B000NZW3IY
Interestingly the language used to describe the product does not seem to be directed at men:
“RIPT FUSION is a classic men’s undershirt injected with steroids. Immediately, he will look and feel better in all of his clothes with a heightened sense of confidence.
… That’s why there’s RIPT FUSION: a body-sculpting undershirt designed to support a man’s core, shave inches off his belly and enhance his posture.”
I suspect the ploy is that some women may want there male partners to resemble the guy in the ad.
I’m going to buy one for my other half because I want him to ‘look better’, but I don’t think it will work because he is skinny. Is there one which bulks them up a bit?
[…] “ ?” you may be wondering. RIPT, according to RIPT, is “a body-sculpting undershirt designed to support your core, shave inches off your belly and enhance your posture. Immediately, you will look and feel better in your clothes with a heightened sense of core consciousness.” It’s also a product on the cutting edge of achieving equality for women via regression. […]