It’s French, a limited edition, and costs 10,000 Euros.
And it’s DEEP PINK!
There is a small problem about who it is for. Do little girls play table football? Do men in pubs like pink table football? And who gets anything out of teams of Barbies?
Well, those are the deeper questions.**
** I think this might be a multi-modal pun. Very obvious, but utterly irresistible.