For more, so vastly much worse than the baby shower cakes, go to Cake Wrecks again.
Via Amanda Marcotte, who writes:
Because there are just a lot of men out there who really need to believe they made the baby by having an orgasm, and that no one should credit the person who gained weight, contributed a quarter of her daily nutrients for 9 months, threw up a lot, saw her feet change size, and then pushed an 8 pound human out of her genitals while suffering massive pain. Because if you admit that bitches can pull that stunt off, you might have to admit that they’re good at other things, too.
*What? You mean you don’t name your sperm?