Woman in a meeting

utters famous quotes, the way she’d have to in a meeting:

“Give me liberty, or give me death.”
Woman in a Meeting: “Dave, if I could, I could just — I just really feel like if we had liberty it would be terrific, and the alternative would just be awful, you know? That’s just how it strikes me. I don’t know.”

Helpful tweets about working fathers

Nice demonstration of how ridiculous this stuff is:

“I have absolutely nothing against fathers in the workforce, as long as they can concentrate on the job.”